For all anyone knows, we could be quickly approaching the Miami Heat’s last season atop the NBA food chain. That’s because Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James can all opt out of their contracts next summer. If, by chance, it is the last run for the currently-constructed Heat, here’s what what we’re always going to remember them by:
1. That exact moment LeBron uttered the now iconic phrase, “I’m taking my talents to South Beach.” And five seconds later, everyone realizing, “If this shit actually works, everyone in the league is screwed.” And five seconds after that, LeBron becoming the most vilified athlete since, well, possibly ever.
2. The flame-out against Dallas in the 2011 Finals.
3. Pat Riley never as once breaking his cool even during the most pressure-packed moments. Pat Riley also luring Ray Allen away Miami’s biggest rival, the Boston Celtics.
4. Game 4 vs. Indiana in 2012 (the LeBron/Wade takeover game). Game 6 vs. Boston in 2012 (the night evil LeBron effectively ended Boston’s “big three” era and the best game he ever played). Game 6 vs. San Antonio in 2013 (LeBron’s “Headband Game” + “The Ray Allen Shot”). Game 7 vs. San Antonio 2013 (LeBron’s 37 & 12 Game + Duncan’s Missed Bunny).
5. Taking risks on long-abandoned talent
Their “Harlem Shake” video barely missed the cut. With as many dance crazes that sweep America each year, the chances of LBJ leading yet another impromptu music video are through the roof.
Yet, point five is perhaps the Heat’s most intriguing and perplexing intangible. Veteran players have flocked to Miami – pay cuts and all – because of the allure of playing alongside “the big three.” Shane Battier absolutely adores LeBron. Before being amnestied, Mike Miller had the greatest gig in the NBA (sit all season, show up big in the playoffs). And Jason Terry, for all the shade he may heave at Miami in the present day, made an open sales pitch to the Heat in 2012 when he said, “No question, they need a veteran shooter, a guy who can score besides LeBron (James) and (Dwyane Wade), and they know they can count on. I’m a guy that’s been in this league 13 years, (averaging) 15 points a night, easy. Off the bench or the starting lineup, it doesn’t matter. So I think I’d be an asset to them.”
The Miami Heat, since 2010, have become the world’s most luxurious foster care home. Credit this initiative to having two top 25 players in Bosh and Wade and the unquestioned best in James while employing a steady diet of shooters to make doing so a low-risk/high-reward investment. If they don’t pan out, fine. Riley still fields a team talented enough to compete for a championship. If they do, all the better. Since 2011, Pat Riley’s reclamation projects include:
LeBron James: Make no mistake, this was one. No one outside of the Heat wanted to be associated with The King following “The Decision.” He was pompous, arrogant, self-centered…pretty much all the adjectives used to describe nearly every other superstar in history. The only difference was “trending topics” existed, so it just felt 100x worse. After the 2011 Finals, the shit that had already hit the fan mutated into shit hitting a full-fledged windmill.
Eddy Curry: Considered by all to be one of the most notorious busts of all-time, Eddy was believed to be the center the Heat needed to guide them to a championship. Curry never found consistent playing time, but he won a ring. And for the rest of eternity, you have to acknowledge Eddy Anthony Curry, Jr. as “world champion.” Just look at this guy.
Rashard Lewis: He was once one of the NBA’s most accurate shooters and was even on that 2009 Magic team that upset LeBron’s Cavs in the Eastern Conference finals. Not long after that, he fell into basketball purgatory in Washington thanks to bad legs and and a horrible team. You know, if you include “basketball purgatory” having a phat-ass contract. He played select minutes during his first season in Miami. Like Curry, however, “world champion” is apart Rashard Quovon Lewis’ portfolio.
Chris “Birdman” Andersen: By far the Heat’s most successful science experiment to date (if James isn’t included). There were drug problems, internet child predator problems (since proven he had no involvement whatsoever in) and there was an image problem. Miami signed Birdman in the midst of the 2012-13 season, went 37-4 in his first 41 games and never looked back. It’s safe to say Miami may not have won last season’s title without the toughness, confidence and efficiency Christopher Claus “Chris” “Birdman” Andersen brought along with him.
Greg Oden: Signed during the summer of 2013.
Michael Beasley: See Oden. Let’s just hope he and Mario Chalmers don’t…nevermind.
It’s Oden and Beasley that have basketball fans second-guessing the Heat’s decisions. Why take the risk? Why sign Oden when the last time he played was December 5, 2009, ironically same day Nick Saban made Tim Tebow cry in the SEC Championship? Why take a risk (again) on Michael Beasley, especially when weed is super accessible in Miami? They sell it right on South Beach. At least, that’s what I heard from some people who know some people. Regardless, but why? What’s Pat Riley trying to prove?