Over the past month you've probably seen numerous Preseason All-America Team lists produced by countless publications across these here internets. However, over the last four years, no one has meticulously been as biased, unremorseful and downright stubborn when it comes to putting together the definitive (yeah right) college football preseason All-American team as yours truly.
This is the the 2012-13 edition of the REAL college football preseason all-american team. Prepare to be happy, or mad, or just look at me in amazement as I put together who will thrive this college football season.
QB - Matt Barkley, USC
Matt Barkley assumes the mountaintop of Golden Boy Trojan quarterbacks that remind us of Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart,
John David Booty and Mark Sanchez. Barkley's résumé is full of accolades, but now USC's in a position to actually win games that matter. (Thank you, Reggie Bush.) Will Barkley crack under actual pressure to win a big game for USC? We'll find out, but I imagine whomever the QB is of the team that's undefeated at the end of the season will ultimately win this honor.
Honorable Mentions: Tyler Bray, Tennessee; Landry Jones, Oklahoma; Denard Robinson, Michigan; Tyler Wilson, Arkansas
RB - Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina
RB - Montee Ball, Wisconsin
There about 15 runningbacks I legitimately considered giving this honor to, but what will ultimately decide who wins this honor is the amount of opportunities one gets. The Ole Ball Coach in Sawkerlina (South Carolina for you Yankees) has shown us that he's willing to give Marcus Lattimore 35-40 carries a game with no remorse, so if he stays healthy his numbers should be George Rogers-esque. (Look him up.)
Same goes for Montee Ball and Wisconsin, who plays some of the most boring-est football ever, but they run that rock. Ball surprised as a Heisman finalist, and if he's recovered from that fight last month then he should shine once again.
Honorable Mentions: Knile Davis, Arkansas; Silas Redd, USC; Joseph Randle, Oklahoma State; (Michael Dyer and Isaiah Crowell would be here, you know, if they were eligible.)
WR - Sammie Watkins, Clemson
WR - Kenny Stills, Oklahoma
If I could, I'd just give this title to Sammie Watkins. Dude was the best wide receiver in football last year, and definitely the scariest. Every time he touched the rock it seemed he was going to score. Tahj Boyd's draft stock will thank Watkins in a few years when he somehow gets drafted in the 4th round. If Watkins can stay healthy, he might do even more in 2012.
Kenny Stills has a chance to step into an interesting spot with OU receivers, as past No. 1's like Mark Clayton, Malcolm Kelly, Juaquin Iglesias and Ryan Broyles have put up eye-popping numbers in that position, and Stills (and that egregious mohawk) is poised to do the same this year. The 'Stache to Stills will ring loud all season, I hope.
Honorable Mentions: Robert Woods, USC; Keenan Allen, Cal; Tavon Austin, West Virginia
TE - Levine Toilolo, Stanford
Not going to front, my hatred for Notre Dame wouldn't allow me to pick Tyler Eifert for the top spot. I'm rolling with Levine Toilolo because dude is 6'8" and making absurd catches like this one for Andrew Luck above in huge games. He's ready to break out in a major way in '12.
Honorable Mentions: Tyler Eifert, Notre Dame; Austin Seferian-Jenkins, Washington
OT - Taylor Lewan, Michigan
OG - Omoregie Uzzi, Georgia Tech
C - Barrett Jones, Alabama
OG - Jonathan Cooper, North Carolina
OT - Ricky Wagner, Wisconsin
I've got to imagine blocking for Denard "Shoelace" Robinson is extremely difficult. The man's running around like a madman and decides to run or pass when he damn well pleases. Taylor Lewan gets the extra nod here because he's asked to do a ton for Big Blue.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to throw a random Shoelace highlight in here too. Sue me.
Honorable Mentions: DJ Fluker, Alabama; Khaled Holmes, USC
DE - Brandon Jenkins, Florida State
DT - Star Lotulelei, Utah
DT - Roosevelt Nix, Kent State
DE - Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
I'll let the good folks at NCAA.com learn you up on the homie Nix up in Kent:
Kent State’s Roosevelt Nix may not be a household name, but he does have one thing that makes opposing coaches follow him: a nose for the ball. In his first two years on the gridiron Nix has 37.0 tackles in 24 games, the top returning number in the FBS ranks this fall. He also has forced seven fumbles and blocked two kicks to date.
Honorable Mentions: Alex Okafor, Texas; Stansly Maponga, TCU (Hi Marcia.)
LB - Jarvis Jones, Georgia
LB - Manti Te’o, Notre Dame
LB - Shayne Skov, Stanford
LB - Arthur Brown, Kansas State
Okay, I'll lift my ban on Notre Dame appreciation for Te'o. In my mind, I want this dude to be the next Junior Seau, and not because he's a Pacific Islander. Every time I watch Notre Dame, he's smacking somebody. If Notre Dame ever wants to get "nasty," then it's because of him. Not because some dumbass wants some "criminals" on the field for the Fighting Irish.
Honorable Mentions: Kevin Riddick, North Carolina; Chase Thomas, Stanford; Sean Porter, Texas A&M
DB - Xavier Rhoades, Florida State
DB - David Amerson, NC State
DB - Tony Jefferson, Oklahoma
DB - Bacarri Rambo, Georgia
It sucks that Bacarri Rambo will be suspended for the first two games of the season, including a big game against SEC newcomer Missouri. There isn't a better safety in college football than the man with the coolest last name. Rambo is a ball hawk in the first degree, 8 interceptions last year prove that, but the man lays the wood too. Hopefully he can get back in time for the Dawgs as that defense needs him as their anchor.
Honorable Mentions: TJ McDonald, USC; Eric Reid, LSU
K - Caleb Sturgis, Florida
P/PK - Quinn Sharp, Oklahoma State
KR - De'Anthony Thomas, Oregon
PR - Tavon Austin, West Virginia
There are some that believe that Kenjon Barner and De'Anthony Thomas should get higher consideration for All-American honors at tailback, but it's just not happening. Are they phenomenal talents? No question. Will they be rocking fly ass uniforms again? Of course. Will they get the touches to produce? I doubt it. While Barner will get the slightly heavier load toting the rock, Thomas a.k.a. "The Black Mamba" dubbed by Snoop Dogg, will shine in his return duties. If Oregon figures out their QB situation … look out.
Honorable Mentions: Tyrann Mathieu, LSU (Also...if he was eligible)
Selections by conference:
Big 12: 5
Big 10: 4
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN! Who'd I leave off and overlook? Who's going to win the Heisman in 2012? Comments section, commence to cook.
Ed, I don't know what to say to you so I'll wait until mid-season when you're proven as wrong as Kirk Herbstreit once again.
He made the Honorable Mentions!!! LOL
Good picks for the most part. Only a couple that I disagree with..
First TE - Tyler Eifert is a beast and will put up amazing numbers for ND this year.
I like Sammy Watkins as wide receiver but I would have picked Robert Woods from USC or my Heisman sleeper this year Tavon Austin from West Virginia. Austin was the best player on the field when Clemson and WVa. met in the bowl last year.
Also good picks at defensive back. However TJ McDonald from USC and Eric Reid from LSU would have been in my secondary.
Other than that it looks really solid to me.. I wouldn't be surprised if Giovanni Bernard doesn't make some noise for that RB spot. Don't forget Kniles Davis is back at Arkansas this year. If he is 100% he is better than all of these guys.
Man, I'm with you on Knile Davis. I'm a big fan of that kid. I'm just skeptical on how he's gonna return after that injury. Then Marcus Lattimore does work last night and I'm more convinced that Davis will run wind sprints all season.
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