On Wednesday night, while my two brothers in crime were doing God’s work in producing the internationally-acclaimed podcast The Unsportsmanlike Conduct Show, I was doing something that I deemed far more important and necessary in my life.
The fourth Annual ETSF Fantasy Football Draft was conducted at Mecklenburg Gardens in Cincinnati, Ohio.
I don’t think you all understand how hard it is to get 12 individuals in one room at the same, much less the 12 goons that I associate with. With that being said, big ups to the following goons: Scott F., Terrance, Doc, Jeff F., Scott S., JAG, King Phil, Esquire, Cool Black, Brian and Wisseh.
I hope you all finish in second place behind me.
Anyway, here are the results of last night’s festivities. I genuinely can’t tell if I have a dope as hell squad or a squad that’s just “eh.” Or possibly a terrible team. Check out my squad, starters in bold.
QB: Peyton Manning, Andrew Luck, Joe Flacco
RB: Ryan Mathews, Darren McFadden, Jammal Charles, Felix Jones
WR: Hakeem Nicks, Jeremy Maclin, Reggie Wayne, Sidney Rice
TE: Owen Daniels, Colby Fleener
Defense: Cincinnati Bengals
Kicker: Nate Kaeding
Please let me know in the comments section if I have a team worth a damn. Here’s your pertinent reading material for the day.
The Hoop Doctors: Video – Amar’e Stoudemire Filmed His Engagement
Outside The Lines: Urban Meyer will be home for dinner
Chan-Lo: Beyonce Holed Up In NYC Studio w/ Hit-Boy & Ye?
Kiratiana Travels: Where’s the Best Place to Watch the Men’s 200m Final? Jamaica House
The Front Office: Ankle Insurance: Leandro Barbosa revokes policy
Scoop Jackson: The broader impact of black male athletes’ arrests
6 Magazine: The Quitter via Twitter – John McGee
Eddie Maisonet is the founder and editor emeritus of The Sports Fan Journal. Currently, he serves as an associate editor for ESPN.com. He is an unabashed Russell Westbrook and Barry Switzer apologist, owns over 100 fitteds and snapbacks, and lives by Reggie Jackson’s famous quote, “I am the straw that stirs the drink.”