Many years ago, the universe was a magical place filled with planets where people enjoyed endless days of wonder and freedom. One such planet was the planet Megawin where tribes of happy folk spent their days enjoying the fun of betting on unusual sports like snark-gobbling and tharb-hurling.
This was until the vicious intergalactic villain known as Dodgybookie landed on the tranquil planet of Megawin. Dodgybookie unleashed a terrible plague of vile bookmakers upon the planet. This saw Megawin’s natives devastated by hideous odds, terrible betting markets and ridiculously complicated betting websites.
However one small escape pod managed to leave the troubled planet before it was taken over by Dodgybookie’s villainous scheme. This escape pod was piloted by Captain Gambling and his trusty crew of interstellar superheroes. Together they roam the universe making sure that no other sports fan has to suffer the same experience as that which befell planet Megawin.
It wasn’t long before Planet Earth appeared on Captain Gambling’s radar. They saw a planet that enjoyed a rich and harmonious betting environment. Can Captain Gambling guide the citizens of Earth to safety with their sports bets before the villainous Dodgybookie ruins everything once more?
Above all the Captain demands transparency — and he gets that by seeing over the production of brutally honest bookmaker reviews. Only through constructive criticism will he weed out Dodgybookie and his evil bookie cronies.
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