The Captain’s Daily Insights Beamed to Your Screen
The Captain can process fifteen million headlines, a googolplex of words and a single cat video in a single day — all while protecting the world from the evil Dodgybookie.
For us mere mortals it would be the equivalent of finishing War and Peace in a single afternoon. But the Captain takes it in his stride.
Beaming stories from around the world to our in-house journalists, the Captain is able to steer the editorial direction of the site as gracefully as he steered the escape pod from Megawin safely to the coast of Australia.
On this page you will find the latest sports and betting news from around the world. We cover major events and tournaments from the Premier League to the Ashes, while also bringing you interviews, insider scoops and the occasional cute animal video.
Yes, even the Captain is prone to the follies of Youtube — he is after all, nearly human.