Golden comes from the respected Oblongish family line, who before the destruction of Megawin had lorded over the odds factories for aeons and were envied for creating the very best betting markets on planet Megawin. Though great success creates bitter enemies.
Tormented for his golden oblong shaped face, Golden Oblongish resented his father for naming him in such a ridiculous way. Why did he have a golden head? And why was it shaped like an oblong? And why did his second name have to be Oblongish?
It was only years later when his father took him to the Great Mountain of Reels and explained to him the origin of his name. There was only one reason — it was to build his strength and courage. If he could stand strong against the bitter and jealous bullies at school, even with the most unfortunate face in the universe, he could take on anybody.
And so he did. He continuously beat the odds. And after just ten years he had taken over the odds factories from his father, generating more odds boosts Megawin had ever seen in a single year.
So to this day, even after fleeing his home planet, he knew he was destined for greater things. His mission now is simple — to bring the best odds to Australia.
Above all the Captain demands transparency — and he gets that by seeing over the production of brutally honest bookmaker reviews. Only through constructive criticism will he weed out Dodgybookie and his evil bookie cronies.
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