Some say Jaime Lannister is the closest human equivalent to Flashy Barstard — but sadly the King Slayer comes nowhere near. Flashy Barstard is the greatest tipster ever born and the Captain's true punting prodigy.
And with a 99.9% win rate (don't mention the 2005 Champions League final, or Leicester City winning the Premier League), who could argue? Well, that was until Dodgybookie blew up his planet. As he blasted away on the escape pod all he could see was his empire going up in smoke. Centuries of work and profit gone in the blink of an eye.
And so to this day he has vowed to destroy the DB and to protect the human race from trashy tipsters.
Australia took him in with open hands — and now he wants to repay the favour.